LIFE IS TOO GOOD >>>

TRAITOR
my punctuality is well known,
when the revolution takes place
i'll be shot as a traitor. when the sun rises,
i will not see, i regret nothing, it was worth it,
going through life without a timepiece did pay off.
my reward to be free and alone even now at the pillar,
blindfold at sunrise, hearing the drums
of catalan beating my time away,
my heartbeat keeps time with the drums.
but soon my only pulse will fade away,
i smile just knowing when the sun rises
i will not see.

MOTORCRASH
riding on my bicycle i saw a motorcrash,
a proper motorcrash and lots of spectators.
i rushed to the centre saw the injured parents,
cuts on the children, an awful motorcrash.
dangerous terribly bloody motorcrash,
destructive motorcrash.
took the mother, sneaked with her secretly all the way
to my home, and nursed her gently put on her bandages,
gave her milk and biscuits,
she sighed pleasantly after this awful motorcrash.
that girl on that bicycle showed great interest
in all the motorcrashes in the neighbourhood,
she look quite innocent, but believe you me
i know what innocence looks like and it wasn't there,
after she got that bicycle. then we disguised ourselves,
took a taxi to her home, when her husband opened the door she introduced her-
self, he said "where have you been all this time?"

BIRTHDAY
she lives in this house over there,
has her world outside it.
grapples with the earth with her fingers
and her mouth--she's five years old.
thread worms on a string, keeps spiders in her pocket,
collects fly-wings in a jar scrubs horse flies
and pinches them on a line. she's got one friend
he lives next door, they listen to the weather,
he knows how many freckles she'sgot,
she scratches his beard. she's painting huge books,
glues them together, they saw a big raven;
it glided down the sky--she touched it. today's a
birth-dat--they're sucking cigars, he got a chain of flowers,
sows a bird in her knickers, they're sucking cigars,
lie in the bathtub, chain of flowers.

DELICIOUS DEMON
one person calls someone to pour the water,
because it takes two to pour the water,
to plough takes two as well, but only one to hold up the sky.
one plays the harp, beats a rock with a stick,
becomes a priest at least, a delicious demon.
two men need one money one money needs no man, one
is on ones knees, loses ones head, except maybe a delicious demon,
then one is no longer, so delicious!

MAMA
i saw a woman walking down my street,
with grace so beautifully care-fully.
she's a big and pretty mother
swinging her handbag back and forth so joyfully
she's drawing circles with her breasts in her jumper.
give me a big mother, huge and loving one,
i can crawl upon a cling to, a large woman,
warm and cuddly wet lady, strong mother.
she's walking down the street, in front
of my window whistling funky tunes in the ears of my neighbours.
give me a big mother, one that would always want me.
hot embracing mother, i can crawl upon and cling to
you can't be safer can't be more secure than with a breast
in each palm, thats the way i was born and thats the way i want to die.
Give me a big mother, soft and wet one,
that would caress me in all those special places.
where's a strong mother, one that squeezes me,
one i can crawl upon and cling to?

BLUE EYED POP
this blue eyed pop it's just fabulous to go twisting, boogie-ing,
in beat with the thousand pound snare sound,
after boogieing we all crave for a hot dog splashed with noise,
queue and spew then back home to our love nest, need i say more.
oh! this blue eye pop is just pure ecstasy.
this is too much fun, everyone is so close to laughing,
this kind of joy won't last, something wonderful is about to happen.
i feel perfectly ready don't know yet what it is,
i will look here inside this disco, this is so hot hot,
we melt together like tigers and we are dancing together.

DEUS
deus does not exist.
but if he does, he lives in the sky above me, in the fattest largest cloud up there.
he is whiter than white and cleaner than clean.
he wants to reach me.
deus does not exist. but if he does i always notice him.
getting ready in his airy room.
he is picking his gloves so gently off. he wants to touch me.
i'm walking humbly down a tiny street.
pulling my collar it gets bigger.
i once met him.
it really surprised me.
he put me in a bath tub.
made me squeeky clean. really clean.
to create a universe you must taste the forbidden fruit.
he said hi.
i said hi. i was still clean.
deus does not exist.
but if he does he'd want to get down from that cloud.
first marzipan fingers than marble hands.
more silent than sil- ence and slower than slow.
diving towards me. my collar is huge room for
two hands, they start at the chest and move slowly down.
i thought i had seen everything.
he wasn't white and fluffy.
he just had sideburns.
he just had sideburns. and a quiff.
he said hi. i said hi. i was still clean. i was squeeky clean.
i was surprised. just as you would be.
deus deus. he does not exist.
deus deus.

SICK FOR TOYS
this girl i know she's sick for toys.
she needs a brand new toy she's tired of her old toys.
she's got a big house full of old toys what can she do?
She disposes of her old toys and in a small garden she finds a small boy.
She smiles, she's happy she found her new toy a small boy.
she uses the new toy to watch her comb her hair, day in day out, night in night out.
in the end she fell asleep exhausted, the boy cut off all of her hair,
she was bald, she might not now be
sick for toys...

FUCKING IN RHYTHM AND SORROW
a divorced lady arrives home from a bar,
guess what she sees?
there is a naked person in my flat
he's got a weird expression on his face!
oh my god and jesus as well, what are you doing here,
are you hurting your chest, offending yourself,
forcing yourself into pain like there is no tommorow?
you should use the pain and sorrow to fill you up with power,
life's both sweet and sour.
he looks at me hopeless with tears in his eyes,
goes out of the window and up on the roof.
naked man calm down, i'll give you some strawberry cake,
don't act like there is no tomorrow,
life's both sweet and sour.
tak'i takt & trega. ja!
HERE, TODAY, TOMORROW NEXT WEEK >>>

TIDAL WAVE
The diesel is so nice I just need something
The barometer's falling down, I feel so sultry
Something is simmering and boiling inside me
If I ignore it and squeeze out laughter
I charge up with a typhoon, hurricanes and storms

I just need the diesel
I just find the smell
I just sniff it and I can feel the harbour just close by
I just try to sniff the diesel but I can't

A tide with an undertow, the sea is swelling
Impatience makes me foam
A wave inside me forces out big words
They splash and sprinkle
An angry torrent breaking loose, a flush or rushing joy

The diesel,
It just makes me feel
It just fills my veins so quickly
I don't know why it just does
I'm down by the harbour
A cigarette would be ideal
Then I remember that the diesel...

And I can't help it, I'm exploding again
I'm calling weather station NOMAD
And satellite NIMBUS
It's a blizzard inside me, a bomb ticking
This is the tidal wave
Here comes the tidal wave.

REGINA
Came from the east
Relative forgot
To scrape away
Land in south
Exhausted engine
No teeth
No chance to stop
Meet Johnny

Came from the east
Like the sun
But with tired engine
Regina otherwise magnificent
Regina in good bloom
As old as the sun
With white teeth

Land on islands
Meet Johnny
Examine my red
Basalt cluster
Bottomless dust, terrific sun
And wetting quite nicely thankyou
I do say nicely
I do mean that
Actually

Blow into the chastity belt
Regina, Regina,

Hex and bitch and
Deserves lobster and fame..
Oh, Johnny,
Teeth and gums
In my life
Moon and sun
In my life
Lobster and shrimp
In my life
I don't really like lobster

Regina is too old
But the sun is much older
Still the sun with white teeth
But Mrs R. with none
Sun with false teeth
Give me lobster and fame!

I really don't like lobster!

SPEED IS THE KEY
Straight into the air
At lightning speed
Fasten your seatbelts
The future is mine

I'm a future woman
In an irresistable world
Fast and sparkling
Speed is the key

Lizards at lightning speed,
Surprise me all the time
Does no one respect space rules?

A big fresh meat slice
Streamlined solid steal knife in it
I must energize
Speed is the key

Lizards playing around
And I'm one of them
Lizards of the world unite

I'm a spacegirl
Pass me that aeroplane
I've got to go now
Speed is the key
I'm a space woman
Shaped like a bullet
No barriers
Whoosh, there goes another second!
Doubt kills
Speed is the key

DREAM TV
Last night a good dream woke me up

I'm a T.V.
Transforming T.V.

I was entertained and smiled
Jumped straight out of my bed
Humming this and that
And got myself a glass of water
And sat down in my favourite chair
And kept smiling but not for long
Because I realised that all my dreams are
Nothing but the repetition
Of last week's television
I was no longer amused by my dream.

I'm on my knees
Down on all four follows
Antennae
Thrust out through my forehead

Like a lame turtle I paced the room
This new found knowledge could only blame myself
And no one else tried to sleep again
Not a dream, not again
But then remembered
That all my dreams are
Nothing but the repetition
Of last week's television

I've turned into a T.V.
My screen is smiling to get your attention
I want you

So I jumped out of my bed
And into the T.V. room
And in my anger
Threw the T.V. set out the window
Regretted instantly
Because this was a brand new 26 inch T.V.
Set in my bed once again,
Couldn't sleep
Because all my life,
All my dreams had gone out the window
With this new T.V. set

NAIL
Walk through here

When I've been just by myself
I start thinking too much
Unhealthy things start to happen
Like gastric disorders

I just go out walking
With my favourite piece of wood
With a 4 inch nail driven through it

When I am just by myself
I think too much
I start polishing my behaviour
Without any mercy

Somehow people
Don't seem to like me,
I don't know why,
I really don't want to hurt them

When I've been just by myself
I start thinking too much
I know I'm not talkative
What! I've become dry?
An emotional biscuit
That's nonsense!
Sir, this nail of yours is rusty
It's evil

I like them but when I hit them
They scream and run away
Even though I say I'm sorry.
I like meeting people.

PUMP
Eat me
Eat me love
Leave nothing behind
Swallow me, all of me
Drink me love
Pour me in you
Devour me
Drink me in large gulps

Consume me love
I want you
To inhale me all of me
Drown me love
In a bottomless pond
I'll never return
Swallow me, all of me

I prefer you in a form of a love letter
I don't like you, I hate you
Your smug little smile makes me sick
I gave you nothing, you gave me nothing,
Why did we meet...

Eat me love
Your open mouth
Eat.. me.. love
I, on your tongue,
You got to eat me love..
Eat me love
You gulp me
Eat me love
I-I down your gullet
You eat me love.
Eat me love,
I in the stomach,
Eat me love, eat me love,
You splash acid on me.
Eat me love,
I travel down the intestines,
Eat me love,
Through the bowels
And out!

Eat me love!
Eat me love!

I hate you!

EAT THE MENU
Limousines, oranges,
Stars, moons,
Submarines, Jeeps,
Glaciers, Cars,
Caterpillars, even grapes

It's none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling
Have some salad
Bite an apple
Suck an oragne
Taste the pate
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

I've got to eat something
Otherwise I'll just die
But the choice is too great
I can't decide what to eat
I'll possibly just eat the menu?

How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
Bite the kiwi
Have some chicken
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

The waiter came with the menu
And said here you go.
I said thankyou but
The choice is too great,
Why can't I be a cod
In the depths of the ocean
And just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste
But O've got all the choice
Oh, you vague costomer
You'll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat
So eat a moment
A person
An apple
A feeling
Eat a rockband

I won't complain but...

THE BEE
Who is it?
Who'll get the sting
Who'll get the stripes
Black and yellow
A dangerous creature
Chattering wings
Flashing antennae
Who is it?
It buzzes fine
The bee
Buzzes fine, stings deep

I play a frightened little game
I eject myself at scary speed
In front of cars and i go yeaah!

She is it
She's got the sting
She's dangerous
She stings
He gets stung
He is out
She gets the honey
She is it
She flies great
The bee
Flies great, stings deep

The cars freeze from fright,
When they see my beautiful body and tongue
Then I speed away but no one catches me.
I'm the fastest bee in town.

Oh, hot bee
Queen of heaven
With glossy trunk
Buzz to me
I want to be stung
I want to be out
Here is the honey
You're it
It stings deep
The bee
Stings deep, kills fast

DEAR PLASTIC
Plastic
Nylon
Terylene
Made of atoms
By tender fingers
And determined heads
Of inventors
Tickling
Perfection
Plastic
Rayon

I was born aeons ago
Before anything human was known
My friends the alchemists
Told me everything was natural
And will always be that way
And possible to make gold from dirt

Plastic
Nylon
Dear plastic
Be proud
Don't imitate anything
You're pure, pure, pure
Plastic
Nylon

I believed I was their dustbin for knowledge
Took everything and digested
Of course I became big and strong
Today I'm old and withering away
My friends the alchemists
Long disappeared into dust
I no longer get anything fruity
No longer gold made from dirt
Now I only get spacefood on a tray

Plastic

Eggimanyinonde

Plastic

Saggiraranana

WATER
Wait for me underneath the water
Wait for me I have to go now
Into the big city
She pulls me firmly towards her
Wait for me underneath the water
Wait for me here
You'll be fine underneath the water
I'll be back early next summer

We met again at the lake
After all these years,
You said "want a drink?"

I love you
And you know I will be back
Hold your breath
And nestle into the ice
Wait for me underneath the water
Wait for me and count to ten
You'll look up and I will be there
Wait for me

The lake was frozen,
You took me for a walk over the ice,
I cracked
The ice cracked
I fell into the lake
I watched you through the eyes

Love into you
Wait for me underneath the water
Wait for me and singalong
"She's coming, coming, coming"
Wait for me

I watched you through the ice
I expected you to crawl for help
I smiled, you just stood there
I tried to kiss you through the ice,
You just walked away

A DAY CALLED ZERO
A day called zero
Is the day we'll all relax
Mountains will tumble
With a long and heavy thump
Dust spreads on the sky
So the sun will grow pale
Oil tanks tear open
And the city livens up
A day called zero
Will be such a busy day
Whistling marches?
I'll hoover my past away
Controlling a bulldozer
I will improve my town
Stacking concrete slabs
Me and you my pluto
Will you be with me on that day?
We'll be watching and smiling
At last it's over
Nothing stops us now
Come and enter
Me let's multiply
On a day called zero

PLANET
The universe it is so big
I feel dizzy when I think about it
My head swims I get giddy
Still I realize that long ago
It was so small I could have kept it
Underneath my little skirt
At least until the big bang happened

Every man, every woman

Sun planet the universe and me
When I'm excited and have to wait
My organs start to move, my lungs pump
Cells flow faster on tracks inside me
I demand to see myself from within
Be a cell for a day

Every man, every woman

Sun planet the universe and me
The planets and me we get along so well together
Gliding down imaginary rollercoaster-paths along the sky
I can do somersaults around Jupiter if I feel like it
Nothing can stop a planet
But a planet can stop anything at all

Every man, every woman

Sun planet the universe and me

STICK AROUND FOR JOY >>>

GOLD
Gold, finger itches
Gold, in the hair
Gold, you have to have
Gold, all for yourself

Gold, full train of it
Gold, rob the train
Gold, murder in the train
Gold, get some gold

Gold is the sweat of the sun
Give me some gold!
Gold, it glitters
Gold, is soft and thin

I'm searching for gold
I need gold just to see
Never seen it before
Indication of gold
Do I see gold?
Bloody fingers!
Dig! Crawl! Dig!

Gold is the sweat of the sun
Give me some gold!

I continue to dig into the earth,
Torn fingers, bloody fingers..

There is a sun in the sky
Nothing has changed
And gold, begotten of the sun..
Give me gold!
I need it now, oh gold!

I'm still searching for gold
I need gold

And I have to have a chunk of.. gold
no indication of gold
Just a little piece of gold for me!
In the core of the earth
Oh, gold!
I see the glow, this is the gold
Gold, gold! Oh gold!
I need gold!

HIT
This wasn't supposed to happen,
I was happy by myself.
Accidentally, you seduced me,
I'm in love again.

I lie in my bed
Totally still
My eyes wide open
I'm in rapture
I don't believe this
I'm in love again!

This wasn't
Supposed to happen,
I've been hit
With your charm.
How could you do this
To me?
I'm in love
Again...

I lie in my bed,
Totally still,
My eyes wide open.
I'm in rapture.
I don't believe this,
I'm in love again...

This wasn't supposed to happen!
This wasn't supposed to happen!

Yet I'm, yet I'm the same
Yet I'm ??????
Yet I'm, yet I'm the same
Yet I'm ??????

A small story which never happened
I said ouch! This really hurts...
That can't be this has been
Practised for millions of years
Therefore we are
Yes, but I, I'm a boy.

A small story which always happens
I said ouch! This really hurts...
This could well be
But this has
Been practised for millions of years,
Therefore we are
Yes, but, you're a girl!

I lie in my bed,
Totally still,
My eyes wide open.
I'm in rapture.
I don't believe this,
I'm in love
Again...

This wasn't supposed to happen.

I lie in my bed,
Totally still,
My eyes wide open.
I'm in rapture.
(rapture)
You've put a seed inside me,
(oh)
And while you're away,
(see...)
It's growing silently,
(to be a life)
Starts in my stomach.
Embraces my insides,
(in time..)
And about to reach my heart.

This wasn't supposed to happen!
This wasn't supposed to happen!

This really hurts!

Yet I'm, yet I'm the same
Yet I'm ??????
Yet I'm ??????
Yet I'm ??????

LEASH CALLED LOVE
You love him
You want to make him happy
He loves you
He wants to humiliate you

He's a bastard!
You should leave him!
Paranoid manipulator
To hell with him!

He's dragging you
Along
On a leash called love

He controls you
You should do him in
Before he gets to you
Watch out girl!

He's dragging you
Along
On a leash called love.

You have torn me
Inside out
Nothing but
A nervous wreck
You have got me
On that leash,
You whip me with
A leash called love
I've lost all sense of direction!
You make me a victim
To your friends' nasty remarks
And I don't know how
I survive!

Trying to tell (??)
you have to pretend like
???????????

I can no longer
Distinguish from
Right or wrong,
Sane, insane...

You're taking your chances
Be through with you (?)

Whip me back,
Back and forth.
Paranoid.
Leash called love..

LUCKY NIGHT
I've tried a lot and most things excite me.
But what tops it all is doing two things at a time.

Life and death
Glass and water
Rock and roll
Wash and dirty
Christ and Jesus
Time and hours

To drive a car and listen to music
To read a book and ride a train

Watch and maker
God and dog
Hammer and Saw
Babies and Nappies
Stop and Hold
Moon and Stars

To be enjoying combinations
turns me on
I'm into trying a lot and most things excite me.
But what tops it all is doing two things at a time.

Knife and fork
Tar and feathers
Window and Pane
Country and western
Rhythm and Blues
Yawn and Sigh

This is a lucky night for me
A night when one plus one is three
and the ?????
??????????
when the ????
??????????

To read a letter and fall in love
To not sleep and be not unhappy
To watch tv and cuddle
Creme de la creme
Is doing two things at a time

to do two things twice at once
its so nice is there a point?
????? not to happen
time and logic finally
you must enter my 2 last trips
can that be, or am I still thinking?

HAPPY NURSE
After watching this ???? lady
I noticed that she was a poor nurse
She knows exactly what people need
Without them having to tell her
She's a poor nurse
She knows what you hunger for
And feeds it to you

The Nurse was also my friend
She gave me friendship in abundance
Smothered me with hugs and kisses
I've got used to her injection
And they often send me stupid
It could become a habit
She gave me friendship in abundance
Smothered me with hugs and kisses

She invites me to a soft room
And hands me a piece of confidence
She injects me with a dose of warmth
It dawns upon me that humans are the only drug

She's a poor nurse
She knows what you hunger for
And feeds it to you

But then I bought myself a
Small rubber dingy when she told me
He who was up a mountain (??)
Because she wanted everyone
To give her
Love and affection
Her breast was
Great and soft
Incredibly great,
Great and soft
And could squirt
A long way!
A great distance...

She's a poor nurse
This careless woman
Don't hate her
She's a poor nurse
She knows what you
Hunger for
And feeds it to you
She's a poor nurse
This careless woman
Don't hate her
She's a poor nurse

I’M HUNGRY
I wake up and know that
This is the day I'm leaving
I'm going alone with no map
I need room I need space
Have to try something that
Hasn't been done before
I want to go to places
Where I don't know what its like

?????????????????
Listen, I'm hungry
Thirsty for surprises
Ready for experience
Have to get what I need right now

I'm by the road hitchhiking
And a car has stopped.
As I climb in to it,
I'm struck with hot joy

Have to try something that
Hasn't been done before
I want to go to places
Where I don't know what its like...

???????????????????
Listen, I'm hungry
Thirsty for surprises
Ready for experience
Have to get what I need right now
Listen, I'm hungry
Ready for surprises
Thirsty for experience
Have to get what I need right now

Am I on my way out?
Lying in the grass, and allow myself to dream
Am I going further?
I want to go on, am I dreaming?
Have I gone crazy in my sleep?
Shake my head can someone find
find me Einar's food
someone find Einar's food
I said I'm hungry!
I had good food in society
why am I so hungry
on my way out?

Einar's food is not good...

WALKABOUT
I admire the curves,
The golden landscape.
I wanna be there
Right with you.
That's where I'm staying,
Where no-one can find me
In the depths of the valleys
Magnificent landscape

Delicious boy,
With animal eyes,
Beautiful buttocks,
Haunting movements.
But the thing that makes me love you
Is the unforgettable smell of your skin.

There's a hole and there's a stick.
between the hills!
There's a cove and there's a ship,
That goes in and out of the harbour.

The heavy pear,
Totally ripe.
Adorable fruits
So generous.
This is where I'm staying,
Where no-one can find me,
In the depths of the valleys.
Magnificent landscape.

Delicious boy,
With animal eyes,
Beautiful buttocks,
Haunting movements.
But the thing that makes me love you
Is the unforgettable smell of your skin.

There's a hole and there's a stick.
between the hills...
There's a tunnel and there's a train.
admire the view.
There's a cove and there's a ship,
That goes in and out of the harbour.

Mountains of Nutrition.
Two, side by side,
Above a navel
And under a chin,
That's where I'm staying,
Where no-one can find me.
In the depths of the valleys,
Magnificent landscape.

Is everything a landscape?
I'm in the landscape
Crawl into the canyon
Into the rain forest
Crawl up the crevasse
Jog along the tundra
Walk up the slope
Have a breather between the hills
Admire the view
Not yet on the peak
Walk further and rest
Between two tranquil pools
Then climb the peak
And admire
I'm captivated.

HETERO SCUM
My blood flows in me
My red juice in my veins
My blood travels fast
My blood rushes through me
When I need you
My blood flows faster
My veins turn into molten mud

I'm turning in, turning in to
turning in to the ??????????

I was made long ago
My blood makes me remember
I was made out of mud
My red juice makes me remember
When I need you
My blood goes faster
My veins turn into molten mud

Half of me
I'm punctured
I'm leaking
The air is out
Blasted into space like
Burst balloons
I'm punctured
I'm leaking
Half of me
There's a hole on you too
Into you
Half of me
It's the beginning half of me

When I need you
My blood goes faster
My veins turn into molten mud

I'm turning in, turning in to
turning in to the ??????????

Half of me, half of me
Half of me,
I'm a jellyfish!
Burst balloon!
Half of me, half of me
Into space, into space
Burst balloon!
Half of me,
No jellyfish, no jellyfish!

VITAMIN
You convince me
That I am able
You make me strong
You're my vitamin

My pain is my pain
Your cure is vitamins
You're my sinking capsule
You're my vitamin...

I look at this pain of mine
I don't know what it is
You say I could have it easily
Fixed with some vitamins

Before the hair,
Before the skin,
You form a cell
You're my vitamin

My pain is my pain
Your cure is vitamins
If I try some of your pills,
Won't I have another pain?

(Hurrah, hurrah!)

You show me off in all these parties
So very proud of me
Telling everybody there that
I am your little vitamin
You exit with me (??)
Like I was somebody
I am not your cure
To you I'm just another vitamin

I'm so confused
My pain is mine!
I don't know what it is
You say I can have it easily fixed
With some vitamins
My pain is my pain,
Your cure is vitamins
In all these fancy parties
I won't have another pain
As a payment?
You want all of me
'Cause I am your final cure

Use some - show me off!

CHIHUAHUA
Bow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua!
Dog, bad dog, bad dog, best dog
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua!

It were aliens who started this green popularity
Sure were aliens

They are green
Want everything
Green and brown
No mistake
New demand
Will be made
All must be green
Everything

When they land
The aliens would be made the laughing stock of Planet Earth
They are green
They intend
To occupy
Planet Earth
They have green
Want everything
Green and brown
...
DEBUT >>>

HUMAN BEHAViOUR |
if you ever get close to a human
and human behaviour
be ready to get confused

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour
but yet so irresistible

there's no map
to human behaviour

they're terribly moody
then all of a sudden turn happy
but, oh, to get involved in the exchange
of human emotions
is ever so satisfying

there's no map
and a compass
wouldn't help at all

human behaviour

CRYING |
I travel
all around the city
go in and out of
locomotives
all alone

there's no-one here
and people everywhere

crying 'cause I need you
crying I can feel you
crying 'cause I need you
crying 'cause I care

it's a hot day
and I'm dressed lightly
I move carefully
through the crowd
here everyone
is so vulnerable
and I'm as well

there's no-one here
and people everywhere

crying 'cause I need you
crying I can feel you
crying 'cause I need you
crying 'cause I care

only if a ship would sail in
or just somebody came
and knocked on my door
or just (or just) something

crying 'cause I need you

crying 'cause I need you

VENUS AS ABOY |
his wicked sense of humour
suggests exciting sex
his fingers focus on her
touches, he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

he's exploring
the taste of her
arousal
so accurate
he sets off
the beauty in her
he's venus as a boy

he believes in beauty
he's venus as a boy

THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS |
come on girl
let's sneak out of this party
it's getting boring
there's more to life than this
it's still early morning
we could go down to the harbour
and jump between the boats
and see the sun come up

we could nick a boat
and sneak off to this island
I could bring my little ghettoblaster
there's more to life than this
but then we'd have to rush back
to the town's best baker
to get the first bread of the morning
there's more to life than this

LIKE SOMEONE IN LOVE |
lately
I find myself
out gazing
at stars

hearing guitars
like someone
in love

sometimes
the things I do
astouned me

mostly whenever you're
around me

lately
I seem to walk
as though
I have wings
banned into things
like someone in love

each time
I look at you
I'm laying as a cloud
and feeling
like someine
in love

sometimes the things
I do astouned me
mostly whenever
you're
around
me

lately I seem to walk
as though
I have wings
bunned into things
like someone in love

each time I look at you
I'm laying as a cloud
and feeling
like
someone in love

like someone in love
like someone in love

BIG TIME SENSUALITY |
I can sense it
something important
is about to happen
it's coming up

it takes courage to enjoy it
the hardcore & the gentle
big time sensuality

we just met
and I know I'm a bit too intimate
but something huge is coming up
and we're both included

it takes courage to enjoy it
the hardcore & the gentle
big time sensuality

I don't know my future after this weekend
and I don't want to

it takes courage to enjoy it
the hardcore & the gentle
big time sensuality

ONE DAY |
one day
it will happen
one day, one day
it will all come true

one day
when you're ready
one day, one day
when you're up to it

the atmosphere
will get lighter
and two suns ready
to shine just for you

I can feel it

one day
it will happen
one day, one day
it will all make sense

one day, one day
you will blossom

one day, one day
when you're ready

an aeroplane
will curve gracefully
around the volcano
with the eruption
that never lets you down

I can feel it

and the beautifullest
fireworks will burn
in the sky just for you

I can feel it

one day
one day

AEROPLANE |
I can not live
peacefully without you
for even a moment
I miss you terribly
when you're away

he's away
this ain't right
I'm alone
I'm taking an aeroplane
across the world
to follow my heart

how come
out of all the people in the world
only one
can make me complete
one word on the phone
makes me happy
but one touch directly
makes me ecstatic

he's away
this ain't right

I'm alone
I'm taking an aeroplane
across the world
to follow my heart

COME TO ME |
come to me
i'll take care of you
protect you
calm, calm down
you're exhausted
come lie down
you don't have to explain
I understand

you know
that I adore you
you know
that I love you
so don't make me say it
it would burst the bubble
break the charm

jump off
your building's on fire
i'll catch you
i'll catch you
destroy all that is keeping you back
and then i'll nurse you
i'll nurse you

come to me
i'll take care of you
you don't have to explain
I understand

VIOLENTLY HAPPY |
since I met you
this small town hasn't got room
for my big feelings

violently happy
'cause I love you

violently happy
but you're not here
violently happy
come clam me down
before I get into trouble

I tip-toe down to the shore
stand by the ocean
make it roar at me
and I roar back

violently happy
'cause I love you

violently happy
but you're not here

violently happy
overemotional

violently happy
i'll get into trouble
real soon
if you don't get here
baby

violently happy
'cause I love you

violently happy
I'm aiming too high

violently happy
it will get me into trouble
violently happy
I'm driving my car
too fast
with ecstatic music on

violently happy
I'm getting too drunk

violently happy
I'm daring people
to jump off roofs with me

only you
can clam me down
I'm aiming too high

soothe me

THE ANCHOR SONG |
I live by the ocean
and during the night
I dive into it
down to the bottom
underneath all currents
and drop my anchor

this is where I'm staying
this is my home

this is where I'm staying
this is my home

PLAY DEAD
Darling, stop confusing me,
with your wishful thinking.
Hopeful embraces,
Don't you understand?
Ihave to go through this,
I belong to care where no-one cares,
and no-one loves.
No light no air to live in,
a place called hate,
The City of Death.

I play dead,
It stops the hurting.
I play dead,
and the hurt stops.
Its sometimes just like sleeping,
curling up inside my private tortures.
I nestle into pain,
Huge suffering, caress every nerve (?).

I play dead,
It stops the hurting.
POST >>>

ARMY OF ME |
stand up
you've got to manage
I won't sympathize
anymore

and if you complain once more
you'll meet an army of me

you're alright
there's nothing wrong
self-sufficience please!
and get to work

and if you complain once more
you'll meet an army of me

you're on your own now
we won't save you
your resque-squad
is too exhausted

and if you complain once more
you'll meet an army of me

HYPER-BALLAD |
we live on a mountain
right at the top
there's a beautiful view
from the top of the mountain
every morning I walk towards the edge
and throw little things off
like car-parts bottles and cutlery
or whatever I find lying around

it's become a habit
a way
to start the day

I go through all this
before you wake up
so I can feel happier
to be safe up here with you

it's real early morning
no-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff
still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
on their way down
I follow with my eyes 'til they crash
imagine what my body would sound like
slamming against those rocks

when it lands
will my eyes
be closed or open?

I go through all this
before you wake up
so I can feel happier
to be safe up here with you

THE MODERN THINGS |
all the modern things
have always existed
they've just been waiting
in a mountain for the right moment

and listening to the
irritating noises
of dinosaurs
and people
dabbling outside

all the modern things
have always existed
they've just been waiting
to come out
and multiply
and take over
it's their turn now!

IT’S OH SO QUIET |
it's oh so quiet
it's oh so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until

you fall in love
the sky up above
is caving in

you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh, you wanna cry
you cross your heart and hope to die

'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet
but soon again
starts another big riot!

you blow a fuse
the devil cuts loose
so what's the use
of falling in love

it's oh so quiet
it's oh so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until

you ring the bell
you shout and you yell
you broke the spell

gee, this is swell, you almost have a fit
this guy is gorge and I got hit
there's no mistake
THIS IS IT!

'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet
but soon again
starts another big riot!

you blow a fuse
the devil cuts loose
what's the use
of falling in love?

the sky caves in
the devil cuts loose
you blow
blow
blow
blow your fuse
when you fall in love

ENJOY |
I wish I want to stay here
I wish this be enough
I wish I only love you
I wish simplicity

look at the speed out there
it magnetizes me to it
and I have no fear
I'm only into this to

enjoy
enjoy
enjoy
enjoy

I wish I'd only look
a-and didn't have to touch
I wish I'd only smell this
a-and didn't have to taste

how can I ignore?
this is sex without touching
I'm going to explore
I'm only into this to

enjoy
enjoy
enjoy
enjoy

YOU’VE BEEN FLIRTING AGAIN |
all that she said was true
all that she said was true
give her some time
give her some space
all that she said was true

all that she meant was good
all that she meant was good
give her some time
give her some space
all that she meant was good

how you reacted was right
how you reacted was right
give her some time
give her some space
how you reacted was right

ISOBEL |
in a forest pitch-dark
glowed the tiniest spark
it burst into flame
like me
like me

my name isobel
married to myself
my love isobel
living by herself

in a heart full of dust
lives a creature called lust
it surprises and scares
like me
like me

my name isobel
married to myself
my love isobel
living by herself

when she does it she means to
moth delivers her message
unexplained on your collar
crawling in silence
a simple excuse

in a tower of steel
nature forges a deal
to raise wonderful hell
like me
like me

my name isobel
married to myself
my love isobel
living by herself

when she does it she means to
moth delivers her message
unexplained on your collar
crawling in silence
a simple excuse

POSSIBLY MAYBE |
your flirt
finds me out
teases the crack in me
smittens me with hope

possibly maybe
possibly maybe
possibly maybe

as much as I
definitely enjoy solitude
I wouldn't mind
perhaps
spending
little time with you
sometimes
sometimes

possibly maybe
probably love
possibly maybe
probably love

uncertainty excites me
baby
who knows what's going to happen?
lottery or car crash
or you join a cult

probably maybe
possibly love
this is probably maybe
possibly love

possibly

mon petit volcan
you're eruptions and disasters
I keep calm
admiring your lava
I keep calm

possibly maybe
probably love
possibly maybe
probably love

electric shocks
I love them
with you
dozen a day
but after a while I wonder
where's that love you promised me?
where is it?

possibly maybe
probably love
possibly, possibly
possibly maybe
probably love

how can you offer me love like that?
my heart's burned
how can you offer me love like that?
I'm exhausted
leave me alone

possibly maybe
possibly maybe
possibly maybe

since we broke up
I'm using lipstick again
I suck my tongue
in remembrance of you

possibly maybe
possibly maybe
possibly maybe
possibly maybe
possibly maybe

I MISS YOU |
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
so special
but it hasn't happened yet
you are gorgeous
but I haven't met you yet
I remember
but it hasn't happened yet

and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you

I was peaking
but it hasn't happened yet
I haven't been given
my best souvenir
I miss you
but I haven't met you yet
I know your habits
but wouldn't recognize you yet

and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
I will meet you

I'm so impatient
I can't stand the wait
when will I get my cuddle?
who are you?

I know by now that you'll arrive
by the time I stop waiting

I miss you

COVER ME |
while I crawl into the unknown
cover me
I'm going hunting for mysteries
cover me
I'm going to prove the impossible really exists

this is really dangerous
cover me
but worth all the effort
cover me
I'm going to prove the impossible really exists

HEADPHONES |
genius to
fall asleep
to your tape last night

sounds go through the muscles
these abstract
wordless
movements
move move move move

they start off as cells
that haven't been
touched before
these cells are virgins

my headphones
they saved my life
your tape
it lulled me to sleep, to sleep, to sleep

nothing will be the same

I like this resonance
it elevates me
I don't recognize myself
this is very interesting

my headphones
they saved my life
your tape
lulled me to sleep, to sleep, to sleep

I am fast asleep now

you're still with me

i'm asleep

my headphones
they saved, saved my life
your tape
it lulled me to sleep
to sleep, to sleep
HOMOGENIC >>>

HUNTER |
if travel is searching
and home has been found

i'm not stopping
i'm going hunting
i'm the hunter
i'll bring back the goods
but i don't know when

thought i could organise freedom
how Scandinavian of me
you sussed it out, didn't you?

you could smell it
so you left me on my own
to complete the mission
now i'm leaving it all behind

i'm going hunting
i'm the hunter

JOGA |
all the accidents that happen
follow the dot
coincidence makes sense
only with you
you don't have to speak
I feel
emotional landscapes
they puzzle me

then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to this

state of emergency
how beautiful to be!
state of emergency
is where I want to be

all that no-one sees
you see
what's inside of me
every nerve that hurts you heal
deep inside of me
you don't have to speak - I feel
emotional landscapes
they puzzle me
confuse

then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to this

state of emergency
how beautiful to be!
state of emergency
is where I want to be

state of emergency

state of emergency

UNRAVEL |
while you are away
my heart comes undone
slowly unravels
in a ball of yarn
the devil collects it
with a grin
our love
in a ball of yarn

he'll never return it

so when you come back
we'll have to make new love

he'll never return it

when you come back
we'll have to make new love

while you are away
my heart comes undone
slowly uh-unravels
in a ball of yarn
the devil collects it
hmm-with a grin
our love, our love
in a ball of yarn

he'll never return it

when you come back
we'll have to make new love

he'll never return it

when you come back
we'll have to make new love

oh, he'll, he'll never return it

when you come back
we'll have to make new love

he'll never return it

when you come back
we'll have to make new love

BACHELORETTE |
I'm a fountain of blood
in the shape of a girl
you're the bird on the brim
hypnotised by the whirl

drink me, make me feel real
wet your beak in the stream
game we're playing is life
love's a two way dream

leave me now, return tonight
tide will show you the way
if you forget my name
you will go astray
like a killer whale
trapped in a bay

I'm a path of cinders
burning under your feet
you're the one who walks me
I'm your one way street

I'm a whisper in water
a secret for you to hear
you're the one who grows distant
when I beckon you near

leave me now, return tonight
the tide will show you the way
if you forget my name
you will go astray
like a killer whale
trapped in a bay

I'm a tree that grows hearts
one for each that you take
you're the intruders hand
I'm the branch that you break

ALL NEON LIKE |
not 'til you halo all over me
I'll come over
not 'til it shimmers 'round your skull
I'll be yours

I weave for you
the marvellous web
glow in the dark threads
all neon like

the cocoon surrounds you
embraces all
so you can sleep
foetus-style

and they will assist us
'cause we're asking for help

and the lumineous beam
it feeds you

the soft distortion
fills you up
nourish, nourish
your turtleheart

and they will assist us
'cause we're asking for help

and the lumineous beam
it feeds you

don't get angry with yourself
don't, don't get angry with yourself

I'll heal you

with a razorblade
I'll cut a slit open
and the lumineous beam
heals you honey, heals you

don't get angry with yourself
don't get angry with yourself
don't get angry with yourself
don't get angry with yourself

I'll heal you
I'll heal you
lumineous
I'll heal you

5 YEARS |
you think you're denying me of something
well, I've got plenty
you're the one who's missing out
but you won't notice
'til after five years
if you'll live that long
you'll wake up
all loveless

I dare you
to take me on
I dare you
to show me your palms

I'm so bored with cowards
that say they want
and then they can't handle

you can't handle love
you can't handle love
you just can't handle

I dare you
to take me on
I dare you
to show me your palms

what's so scary?
not a threat in sight
you just can't handle
you can't handle love

you can't handle love, baby
you can't handle love
it's obvious
you can't handle

I dare you
to take me on
I dare you
to show me your palms

I'm so bored of cowards
that say they want
then they can't handle

you can't handle love, baby
you can't handle love
it's obvious
you can't handle
I dare you
to take me on
I dare you
to show me your palms
I'm so bored of cowards
that say they want
then they can't handle

you can't handle love, baby
you can't handle love
it's obvious
you can't handle

I dare you
I dare you
I dare you
I dare you

IMMATURE |
how could I be so immature?
to think he could replace
the missing elements in me
how extremely lazy of me

how could I be so immature?
to think he could replace
the missing elements in me
how extremely lazy of me

how could I be so immature?
how could I be so immature?

ALARM CALL |
I have walked this earth
and watched people

it doesn't scare me at all

I can be sinsere
and say I like them

it doesn't scare me at all

you can't say no to hope
can't say no to happiness

I want to go on a mountain-top
with a radio and good batteries
and play a joyous tune and
free the whole human race from suffering

it doesn't scare me at all

I'm no fucking buddhist
but this is enlightenment

the less room you give me
the more space I've got

it doesn't scare me at all

you can't say no to hope
can't say no to happiness

it doesn't scare me at all

I want to be on a mountain-top
with a radio and good batteries
and play a joyous tune and
free the human race from suffering

it doesn't scare me at all

this is an alarm-call
so wake-up, wake-up now!

today has never happened
and it doesn't frighten me

It doesn't scare me at all

you can't say no to hope
you can't say no to happiness

it doesn't scare me at all
it doesn't scare me at all
it doesn't scare me at all
it doesn't scare me at all
it doesn't scare me at all

PLUTO |
excuse me
but I just have to
explode
explode this body
off me

I'll be brand new
brand new tomorrow
a little bit tired
but brand new

ALL IS FULL OF LOVE |
you'll be given love
you'll be taken care of
you'll be given love
you have to trust it

maybe not from the sources
you've poured yours
maybe not from the directions
you are staring at

twist your head around
it's all around you
all is full of love
all around you

all is full of love
you just ain't receiving
all is full of love
your phone is off the hook
all is full of love
your doors are all shut
all is full of love

all is full of love
SELMASONGS >>>

Overture
(instrumental)
Written by: Björk
Arranged, Orchestrated
& Conducted by: Vincent Mendoza
Produced by: Björk

CVALDA
Björk :
Clatter, crash, clack
Racket, bang, thump
Rattle, clang, crack, thud, whack, bam!

It's music
Now dance

Listen, Cvalda
You're the dancer
You got the sparkle
In your eyes
Look at me entrancer

Clatter, crash, clack
Racket, bang, thump
Rattle, clang, crack, thud, whack, bam!

It's the clatter machines
They greet you
And say
We tap out a rhythm
And sweep you away

A clatter machine
What a magical sound
A room full of noises
That spins you around

Catherine Deneuve :
Darling, Selma
Look who's dancing
Faster than a
Shooting star
Cvalda's here
Cvalda sings
Björk :
Clatter, crash, clack
Racket, bang, thump
Rattle, clang, crack, thud, whack, bam!

It's the clatter machines
They greet you
And say
We tap out a rhythm
And sweep you away

A clatter machine
What a magical sound
And full of noises
That spins us around
That spins us around
It spins us around

I've Seen It All
Björk
I've seen it all
I have seen the trees
I have seen the willow leaves
Dancing in the breeze

Yorke
I've seen a man killed
By his best friend,
And lives that were over
Before they were spent.

Björk & Yorke
I've seen what I was
And I know what I'll be
I've seen it all
There is no more to see

Björk
You haven't seen elephants
Kings or Peru

Yorke
I'm happy to say
I had better to do

Björk
What about China?
Have you seen the Great Wall?

Yorke
All walls are great
If the roof doesn't fall
And the man you will marry
The home you will share

Björk
To be honest
I really don't care

[gibberish]

Yorke
You've never been
To Niagara Falls

Björk
I have seen water
It's water, that's all

Yorke
The Eiffel Tower
The Empire State

Björk
My pulse was as high
On my very first date

Yorke
And your grandson's hand
As he plays with your hair

Björk
To be honest
I really don't care

[gibberish]

Björk & Yorke
I've seen it all
I've seen the dark
I've seen the brightness
In one little spark
I've seen what I chose
And I've seen what I need
And that is enough
To want more would be greed
I've seen what I was
And I know what I'll be
I've seen it all
There is no more to see

Yorke
You've seen it all
And all you have seen
You can always review on
Your own little screen
The light and the dark
The big and the small
Just keep in mind
You need no more at all

Björk & Yorke
You've seen what you were
And know what you'll be
You've seen it all
There is no more to see

[gibberish]

Scatterhead
Black night is falling
The sun is gone to bed
The innocent are dreaming
As you should sleepy-head
Sleepy-head, sleepy-head
All the love above
I send into you
Comfort and protection
I'll watch over you
But don't ask me
What's gonna happen next
I know the future
I'd love to lead you the way
Just to make it easier on you
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself

My
Dearest
Scatterheart
There is comfort
Right in the eye
Of the hurricane
Just to make it easier on you
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
All the hurt in the world
You know
There's nothing I'd love to do more
Than spare you from that burden
It's gonna be hard
If I only could
Shelter you
From that pain
Just to make it easier on you
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself

You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself
You are gonna have to find out for yourself

In The Musicals
Why do I love it so much?
What kind of magic is this?
How come I can't help adore it?
It's just another musical
No one minds it at all
If I'm having a ball
This is a musical
And there is always someone to catch me
There is always someone to catch me
There is always someone to catch me
There is always someone to catch me
When I'd fall
Why do I love you so much?
What kind of magic is this?

How come I can't help adore you?
You are in a musical

I didn't mind it at all
You were having a ball
This is a musical
And you were always there to catch me
You were always there to catch me
You were always there to catch me
You were always there to catch me
When I'd fall
I don't mind it at all
If you're having a ball
This is a musical
And I'll always be there to catch you
I will always be there to catch you
I'll always be there to catch you
I will always be there to catch you
You always be there to catch me
And there's always someone to catch me
You always be there to catch me
You always there to catch me
When I'd fall

107 steps
Siobhan Fallon :
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen,
Twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three,
Twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven,
Twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty ...
Björk :
Thirty one, thirty five, thirty eight, fourty two,
Fourty eight, fifty one, fifty four, fifty eight
Sixty four, sixty eight, sixty nine, seventy five
Seventy nine, eighty three, eighty six, eighty nine, ninety three
One hundred steps

New world
Train-whistles, sweet clementine
Blueberries dancers in line
Cobwebs, a bakery sign

Ooooh - a sweet clementine
Ooooh dancers in line
Ooooh
If living is seeing
I'm holding my breath
In wonder, I wonder
What happen's next?
A new world
A new day to see
See, see
I'm softly walking on air
Halfway to heaven frontier
Sunlight unfolds in my hair
Ooooh I'm walking on air
Ooooh to heaven frontier
Ooooh
If living is seeing
I'm holding my breath
In wonder, I wonder
What happens next?
A new world
A new day to see
See, see
To see...

My Favourite Things
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleighbells and shnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favourite things
When the bee stings
When the dog bites
When I'm feeling bad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so sad
1965 Björk Guðmundsdóttir was born in 1965, November 21st.

1970 Björk attends, at the age of five, to the local music school Barnamúsíkskóli Reykjavíkur - a school she would be dedicating her next ten years to, and besides singing, learning to play the piano and the flute.

1977 Björk has appeared on national radio singing "I Love To Love", which lead her to a record deal and Björk, releases her very first solo album titled “Björk”! The album went platinum and she was offered the chance to do a second album. With the money she earned she bought herself a piano and started composing new songs of her own.

1980 Björk graduated from music school at the age of 15, being the only student to have followed through all the 10 years of education.

1982 and then there was Tappi Tíkarrass! Releasing 2 albums and appearing in a couple of films, most famous the Icelandic documentary "Rokk Í Reykjavík" with 2 songs, Björk also became the cover girl of the video.

1983 Tappi Tíkarrass has just about explored every possibility of the band and disbanded. They were Einar Örn and Einar Melax from Purrkurr Pillnikk, Gulli Óttarson, Siggi Baldursson and Birgir Morgensen from Þeyr and Björk. After writing songs and rehearsing for two weeks they performed under the name KUKL, which means 'sorcery' or 'witchcraft' in medieval Icelandic.

1984 KUKL releases two albums, first 'The Eye'. It's called "Um Úrnat frá Björk" and it was released in about 100 copies, all hand colored by Björk herself! The title means "About Úrnat by Björk", with Úrnat being a papu-ish word for holiday, or the likes of that.

1985 Björk discovered she was pregnant. That was no hinder for KUKL though. Björk carried on as usual, and being 7 months pregnant, playing live on the television with her big and healthy stomach sticking out.

1986 KUKL ultimately became very intense, so they decided to just break the band up. Björk carried on recording some music with Gulli though, under the name The Elgar Sisters, the name taken after a classical British composer. They recorded 11 songs for an album, but they were put on hold to await the next major development for Björk. A few of the songs were released under Björk's solo career; Glóra, Siðasta Ég and Stigðu Mig.

At the age of 19, Björk gave birth to a child; a boy to be named Sindri, on June 8 of 1986. Soon after, Björk got her first acting role in the Brothers Grim based movie "The Juniper Tree", a black & white English-speaking movie about two sisters who possess witchcraft.

Later on, Bad Taste developed a pop group consisting of Björk, Siggi Baldursson, Einar Örn and Einar Melax from KUKL, with Þór Eldon, Bragi Ólafsson and Purrkurr Pillnikk's old guitarist Fridrik Erlingson. And then there was The Sugarcubes. Their official gig was rewarded with some studio time, and so they recorded their first hit, 'Ammæli' (Birthday). They released an English version on the British new label One Little Indian in 1987.

1988 The Sugarcubes got popular soon and signed onto the American scene via the Warner imprint 'Elektra' and after a few singles they released their debut album. The title was conceived when a broke poet friend in Iceland exclaimed, when given a cup of coffee and a cigarette; 'Life's Too Good!" After a while the Sugarcubes once again switched keyboardist, this time to ?ór's girlfriend Magga Örnolfsdóttir - "stolen" from the band Reptile.

1989 The Sugarcubes had now become really famous, and decided to make the next album as unpredictable as possible. Finally, the first single 'Regina' was presented to the world. After a Monster tour, they released their second album with the title "Here Today, Tomorrow, Next Week!" - a quote inspired of Mr. Toad of Kenneth Grahame's famous children's book 'The Wind In The Willows'...

This was not like 'Life's Too Good' at all, which was what they aimed at - but the critics weren't as convinced of the glory of this album, so they came down pretty hard on it. The album sold poorly, but the live shows were always fully seated.

1990

The next few years, Bad Taste was running a bit slow, but when Björk got the question from a couple of old friends and jazz musicians to sing for them live when they were gonna be on the radio. Björk had been itching to do this since 1987, when she had sung some jazzy gibberish with the trio on one occasion, so she leaped on it and Bad Taste was keen on releasing it on an album aswell. The old friends were Gudmundur Steingrimsson (aka 'Papa Jazz') and his Tríó Gudmundur Ingólfssonar, and together with Björk they did a totally spontaneous album; 2 days, all live - no double takes. The songs were old Icelandic tunes made famous by old Icelandic singers and a couple of standards such as 'Oh Mein Papa' (in Icelandic), 'Ruby Baby' and 'Can't Help Loving That Man Of Mine'

Gling-Gló instantly sold platinum. There were a few live tapes, since they played some gigs in Iceland, but after Gudmundur died of cancer in 1992 Björk said, "No way. Never Again."

Björk planned to form a speed metal band called Scud and a duet with Sinead O´Connor but wound up singing for Current 93, Bless and two tracks for Sódóma Reykjavík, Óskar Jónassons first movie. The songs were the local fifties standard 'O Borg Min Borg' with the KK Band and a techno track called 'Takk' with DJ ?órhallur.

Later on she met a British guy who was the first musician Björk knew who liked to improvise music on computers - something that thrilled Björk, who now was a bit bored with the drum-bass-guitars setup of the Sugarcubes. The band the British guy was in was 808 State.

1991

Björk also demoed two of her own songs for 808 State member Graham Massey in 1990 - Aeroplane and the Anchor Song, and she met up with them in the studio in Manchester. After taking a walkabout with her headphones full of 808 State she returned with two new tracks; 'Ooops' and 'Qmart'.

After a while she also met jazz harpist Corky Hale, a tough old lady who could stroke the harp moving Björk to tears. They wanted to do something together, but Björks own music didn't quite bridge the generation-gap between them so they settled on Björk's favourite, Chet Baker's old songs, like 'Like Someone In Love', 'My Funny Valentine' and 'I Fall In Love Too Easily' and such - with only the songs 'Like Someone In Love' and 'I Remember You' being properly released by Björk later on.

1992

After two singles released in 1990 and 1991, the third Sugarcubes album was also released! It was the most happy-poppy collection of songs! The title of this album was 'Stick Around For Joy'.

Needless to say, the critics were as ecstatic as can be expected of this sort of purest form of pop. Even Einar made sense to them now, even though he STILL was just Einar and always had been!

Later the same year they also put out a cd called 'It's-It!' with remixes of some songs from their previous albums, with mixes by the likes of Justin Robertson, Tony Humphries and Graham Massey, but someone said that that was probably more of a marketing plot than a Sugarcubes thing.

The Sugarcubes once again started touring, but this was to be their very last tour together, now supporting U2. Their very final gig was to take place November 17 in New York at the Limelight club. At the very end of the show, Einar is said to have shouted to the audience; "Thank you! We were the Sugarcubes!"...

1993

Björk had some demo tapes ready for Derek Birkett, and made it clear from the start that she only did this to please herself, so she wouldn't commercialize it. Dom introduced Björk to Nellee Hooper, who would turn out to help Björk produce her album. Original intent was that each track would have a different producer, though, but they hit it off real good. Their relationship birthed 'Big Time Sensuality', but the first single to hit the humans was 'Human Behaviour' - a meditation on humanity's oddness, portrayed on the big screen by French animator Michel Gondry - having a giant teddybear avenge on the human race and deliciously chomping up Björk in the end.

She abandoned 'Björk's Affairs' for the more statement-making title 'Debut' - to celebrate that it was her first self-made album with her own songs and without any compromises.

1994

Doing a live video, loads of live gigs and interviews, an Unplugged session for MTV and even modeling clothes for Gaultier (as later also seen in the movie 'Pret-A-Porter'!) - Debut was a major hit! Björk started working on her next album. Having split with Sednaoui, Björk wrote a song about it, called 'Possibly Maybe', a journey through the seven stages of a relationship, from the first crush to the crushing break-up. Never being single since 16, Björk was a bit scared, but soon got into another working relationship gone intimate as she met Adrian Thaws, also known as 'Tricky'.

The working relationship produced, after an escapade to Icelands nature an hot springs, two songs - 'Enjoy' and 'Headphones'. Time came to record her next mission, and together with Nellee, Marius de Vries and Howie B she headed for Bahamas. She had to record half the record outside the UK, in order to register her newly formed company Björk Overseas Ltd., having changed the name from "Bapsi" Ltd (which was said to have been Björk's childhood nickname) - but Björk didn't mind at all - she took the chance to record it outdoors, on the beach at midnight and in bat-filled caves!

1995

The new album was supposed to be released when they got home from their exotic journey, but in the last minute Björk panicked about the album being too soft and electronic so she re-recorded it, adding trumpets, saxophones, harpsichords, a symphony orchestra and a brass band - changing the form of 'Cover Me' and 'I Miss You' and got in touch with a man named Eumir Deodato to score the strings for the tracks 'Isobel', 'Hyper-Ballad' and 'You've Been Flirting Again'.

Björk called her new album 'Post' because the songs were like letters from London home to Iceland.

Touring on, Björk once got a nasty flu and lost her voice, but regained it only to discover she had lost 3 octaves of her singing range and she was diagnosed with throat nodules, but it really was a question of pushing yourself over the limits of what your body can handle - which led her on her monk tip - not even talking for a while, which was a thrill in itself!

Having finished a fleeting romance with Tricky, Björk was now seen with Jungle DJ Goldie and later shyly revealed a relationship that, according to Björk, was 'the best thing yet'.

1996

Björk, being fond of extremes, also took part of the forty minute piece 'Pierrot Lunaire' by Shönberg with conductor Kent Negano and the Opera orchestra of Lyon. It's a talking-singing performance which required three months of rehearsals. This appearance was never officially released and all recording devices were strictly banned from the building, but someone in the audience managed to sneak in a tape recorder...

Later on, Björk finally got to tour Asia - and she brought Sindri along. On the stage in Hong Kong, she was surprised on stage by Goldie, presenting her with the 1996 BRIT award for 'best international female artist'.

Later on that tour she got another, not so pleasant surprise. Björk headed from Hong Kong to Thailand. Arriving on the airport, all her requests of being left alone were completely ignored and she was drowned in a flood of reporters and camera crews, including one of cable station IBC's show 'Fast Forward' - who claimed they had been promised an interview. Trying to get away, Björk grimaced and turned her head down while pushing Sindri on a luggage trolley, all while 'Fast Forward's reporter Julie Kaufman beamed "Welcome to Bangkok!" towards Sindri when Björk, without warning, jumped her, dragged her to the floor and thumped her head against the concrete floor about 5 times - the security guards seemed helpless but managed to drag off Björk (who almost escaped for a rematch!) who entered the bus where Sindri was waiting.

Later on, Björk apologized, and Julie decided not to sue her but reported to feeling sorry for her for having so much anger inside.

Björk released an album of remixes from Post, called 'Telegram', an adventurous mixture of different sounds - from vocoded rage in Possibly Maybe to a fluttering and beautiful string Hyper-Ballad by the Brodsky Quartet and a minimalist thundery techno mix of Headphones by Finnish DJ Mika Vainio.

Speaking of exploding - while Björk was in Miami, a 24-year old crazed Björk fanatic was so upset about her relationship with a black man that he manically filmed himself while creating an acid mailbomb in a hollowed- out book and mailing it to Björk's home in London, then shaving his head, painting his body and to the sound of 'I Remember You' playing in the background, blowing his head off with a pistol.

Spookily enough the fan, named Ricardo Lopez, lived mere blocks away from where Björk was in Miami during that time! The police found his body in his apartment which was a shrine to Björk, plastered with pictures of her on the walls - and they managed to get ahold of the

package before it had reached Björk to "send her to hell" like Ricardo intended, as he said on the tape - and prevented the death or horrible defiguration of either Björk or her precious child!

Of course Björk was horribly upset by this whole incident, feeling both threatened and guilty, and she even sent Ricardos parents flowers as a condoleance for the loss of their son. She thinks that there had to be much more things wrong in his life than just reacting to her dating a black man (whom she ironically enough just had broken up with).

1997

The process of recording the songs was filmed and first shown in 1998 on BBC under the name 'The Southbank Show : Björk Special', and also later on Bravo channel as 'Bravo : Björk Special'; a huge hit amongst Björk fans; an unique peek into Björk's studio and history as told by herself!

During Björk's second year of performing at the Tibetan freedom festival arranged by the Beastie Boys, Björk took the chance to premiere a bunch of songs that were to be on the album to come. She proudly presented them as "Techno Prayer", "State of Emergency", "Hunter" and "Pluto".

In September 1997 Björk released her third album, entitled by the style of the songs with a word she didn't even knew existed for real: Homogenic.

1999

Back in Iceland, taking some time off, but still in business! Björk of